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How do i get revenge?

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Q. a girl in my grade (11th) filled my locker with onions and pictures of her and my ex making out. I've been down the school route, nothing was done. I want to do something to make her regret doing it to me. What can I do?


Answer
Here is something that you can do


1Bide your time. Learn what you can about your mark, especially regarding their likes/dislikes, social networks or other points of vulnerability. There are plenty of universally accepted revenge ploys, but the more personal, the better.
Step2Run your idea by a very close friend. If youâre getting revenge on somebody, youâre almost certainly emotionally invested in the situation. This can lead to hasty judgment and poor decisions. Make sure youâre not hurting others or taking your revenge too far.
Step3Keep yourself anonymous until the end. By anonymously pouring oil under a foeâs new luxury car or subscribing them to junk mail services, you can sit back and watch the show until you think itâs time to reveal yourself (if ever) as the culprit.
Step4Check online or at the library for creative revenge ideas. The object is to affect their pocketbook or reputation, not inflict physical harm.
Step5Live well. This is usually the best prescription for revenge. Nothing will upset somebody who has wronged you more than to see that, despite their meddling, youâre doing just dandy.

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1) Assuming you know the vehicle your "target" drives, then using a suitable implement, or rubber gloves, get a generous handful of dog poo and squidge it firmly under the door handles of the vehicle. I shall leave it to your imagination what happens when they next go to use the car, Yuk!

2) Similar to number 1, using dog poo again, force a generous amount into the air vents at the top of the bonnet. This will merrily waft through the interior of the vehicle next time the heaters or fans are switched on.

3) Block the exhaust pipe of their vehicle with a large potato. This is an old trick, and will prevent the vehicle starting. You would be amazed how long it takes for most people to realise why their vehicle will not start up though, and by the time they do they have often already called out a mechanic before the cause of their problem came to light.

4) Wait until the target goes away on holiday, then put a load of water through their letter box using a plastic bottle, watering can etc. Follow this with a generous few handfuls of fast growing grass seed and await their return!!!

5) Fill in every coupon, online form etc you can find that is likely to result in junk mail. Use their name and address for delivery. If you do this correctly they will have piles and piles of junk mail arriving on a daily basis virtually forever. If you are really vindictive, and you know your target is a married man, then you can also ensure that as many lingerie, "seedy" and gay magazine type catalogues are included in the mailings sent to them. Look in the back of national papers for adverts that will give you ideas, and who will allow you to sign up for free catalogues.

6) Another old idea, but if you do have access to a key to their home whilst they are away on holiday, then try dialling the Australian speaking clock from their phone and simply leaving the phone off the hook until they return from their holiday.

7) Try to obtain a picture of your target, and create an advert that you can place on notice boards and in phone boxes advertising their dubious "services", and including their telephone number.

8) Write a hub article that states exactly what this person, company, etc did to you, but only use their first names. If you include your picture, actual first names of people who were involved etc, you are unlikely to be in a position to be prosecuted for libel, (especially if you can back up the facts with evidence or witness statements), but anyone who knows you, the company or the first names involved, will quickly work out exactly who the feature refers to, and your side of events is there for the whole Internet to read.

9) Scatter bird seed all over their vehicle in the middle of the night, so that by the time they wake up the car has had so many feathered visitors that it is literally covered in bird S**t from boot to bonnet.

10) Phone up loan companies using the target's name and phone number. Many of these loan companies, or brokers for loan companies, are virtually impossible to get rid of and will keep phoning them for many months afterwards even when told multiple times that a loan is not required.

11) If you have a key to the target's home then try turning up their heating to maximum and then putting superglue on the switch. This is especially effective in midsummer.

12) Placing a handful of pebbles within the wheel trims of a car will cause significant damage when the car is driven.

13) Obtain a free sample of hair shampoo or conditioner by approaching a company online. Carefully empty the majority of the product from the bottle and replace with hair removal cream. Using a scan of the manufacturers letterheaded paper (erasing the text), type a new letter offering this sample to your target and suggesting that for best effect they leave the product on

why doesn't anybody answer my question about how do you know when a guy is gay?plz help?




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or how do you know if that person is gay? because the way of speaking, his manners or do you have to ask him if you know him?


Answer
1. He flirts with men. Girls may sweet talk each other. Guys donât. They never ever do. Guys donât compliment other guys. In fact, they donât even try to be nice to each other. They use straight words and say what they mean, even if it comes out wrong. Only a man whoâs sexually interested with another man would try to flirt with another man.

2.He likes it in the ass. A guy who gets excited by homosexuality would definitely like something in the ass when heâs having sex. Does your man enjoy getting penetrated by your dildo more than he likes penetrating you?

Guys love penetrating. If a guy enjoys getting penetrated more than getting penetrated, heâs obviously going to like a real boner more than a plastic toy up his ass.

3.A lot of his friends live in the closet. If a man has a lot of friends who are closet gays, thereâs a good chance that he too may be one. Weâve all heard that line, birds of the same feather flock together, and that adage has almost always held true.

4 He enjoys the attention of other men. Does your man enjoy watching other semi-clad men when he gets the chance? Or do you catch him âaccidentallyâ flashing to a guy, be it on a vacation or somewhere else? Straight guys may like attention, but only if from the opposite sex. [Read: Flashing confessions of guys and girls]

5. He watches a lot of gay porn. Straight guys watch gay porn now and then too. Curiosity is watching one or two gay action videos now and then. Sexual pleasure is when a guy watches more than ten gay porn movies in a row.

6. Gifting time. He buys expensive gifts for a few of his guy friends. You may assume itâs because of the bond they share, but if heâs constantly buying little luxuries for a good looking cute male friend, chances are, your man is hitting on him. After all, homosexual men have to woo their lovers too.

7. Secret conversations. Have you ever felt like you just missed something when your manâs hanging out with another man around you? Do you find your man indulging in suspicious non-verbal communication with his male friends, perhaps a lingering gaze, a touch that lasts way longer than necessary, or a man to man hug that just feels weird?

8.He doesnât talk about gays. Now there are two kind of gay men. Some men go to great lengths to talk about how normal it is to be gay. And other men get snappy and rude when you talk about homosexuality. Itâs a reflex action thing. Intense emotions always bring out intense expressions.

9.He crashes in a friendâs place often. Itâs easier for a man to have an affair with another man than to have an affair with a woman. Nobody ever thinks itâs weird for two men to sleep in the same room. But does your man spend a lot of time with a particular friend? [Read: Real signs your man is cheating on you]

If your man likes hanging out with a friend several weekends in a year, and you canât recollect this friend ever dating any girl, itâs definitely alright to get suspicious.

Some guys find it easier to use the excuse of fishing trips and hiking weekends to enjoy a good man to man weekend. And some other guys go out of town over work to hook up with guys they met online.

10.He gets very touchy with another man. This is especially obvious when heâs drunk. When a heterosexual guyâs drunk, he may use this excuse to snuggle up with girls he has a crush on, not with guys. But if a guyâs not straight in his sexual orientation, his will to be subtle about his affection for another man whoâs present with both of you may not be strong enough. And he may end up saying or doing something that gives his secret away.

11. Walking in on him. When you just step into your place and walk in on your man and his friend, do they behave in a weird way like theyâre trying to cover something up? They may be planning your secret birthday party. But if you constantly catch them in an awkward moment, itâs time to bring out the nanny cam.

#15 Trust your instincts. This is as simple and easy as it gets. Trust your instincts. Almost always, if you can think it, it has a good chance of being true. But even if you do think it, have a few valid reasons to justify whatâs on your mind. Donât jump to conclusions without proof or justification.

Signs your guy may not be gay

#1 He wears tight clothes and bold patterns. Heâs probably just confident about his appearance.

#2 He grooms himself. Just because a guyâs aware of cosmetics and tweezers doesnât mean heâs gay.

#3 He loves girlie things. He may just be fascinated by women.

#4 He doesnât like sports. There are many guys who donât give a damn about sports.

#5 Heâs a neat freak. Being a perfectionist or one who likes everything in order doesnât make him a homosexual man. He may just be more refined and neater than the average guy.




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